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Really? How Lazy Can We Get?

The ladies of our brigade are hosting a welcome for our brigade commander's spouse.  It will be at a local winery with a 'vineyard' type theme.  I'm a total novice at all things wine-related, so I spent some time this morning searching for ideas.  I came across this crazy contraption and couldn't help but share it with you!

Truly, I'm all for innovation and creativity.  I think our nation flourishes because of the ingenuity and resourcefulness of our people.  But really, a wine glass holder necklace?!  Come on ... are we really so encumbered by holding a glass?  And, honestly, if you're apt to "soak a fellow party guest" as the ad describes, perhaps a little less wine would be a better solution for you than a portable wine trough.  I'm just sayin' ...

From the online ad:
With the Wine Glass Holder Necklace you can keep your hands free at parties by keeping your wine glass close at heart! If you talk with your hands a lot, you will never have to worry about soaking your date or fellow party guest again with the Wine Glass Holder Necklace! This clever little silicone sling leaves your hands free for all kinds of gestures and activities and holds a regular-size stemmed wine glass to your chest, giving you the freedom to snack and socialize as you sip!

Again, really!?!  Needless to say, I won't be purchasing this as a gift for our guest of honor, but if you have and love this device, I'd love to hear from you!  Perhaps I'm simply missing the finer aspects of a ground-breaking party favor?

Have a happy Wednesday!

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  1. Wow...that is all I can say..

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  2. That's pretty darn crazy. Seriously?

    And also, I think that would spill pretty easily if you're walking around with it. Just saying! lol

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  3. LOL! I'd love to see you show up w/ this!

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