Six Army wives who have recently relocated to the DC area PLUS One Fun Army friend visiting from exotic Vicenza, Italy PLUS Last name of Seg ulin booking our Girls' Night Out EQUALS Truly tacky touristy fun! Clearly, there was no other option than to book the "Segs in the City" DC tour for our little group of seven! I plead total tourist ignorance here as I actually had to Google 'segs' to see what that meant, but I am a bona fide fan now. We had an absolutely marvelous time revelling in our geeky tourist-ness. Now, I realize that dorky helmets (with LIGHTS on top!), pink-rimmed reflective vests, quirky machines-on-wheels, and a tour guide in pink just SCREAMS ... "I'm a nerdy tourist!" BUT ... We had a blast!! Our tour guide, Jordan, was fantastic! Somehow he kept us all safe, in-line, and entertained for the full 2 hours. Commendable, for sure. We made two different stops to walk around and see a few of the attractions up cl...