The ladies of our brigade are hosting a welcome for our brigade commander's spouse. It will be at a local winery with a 'vineyard' type theme. I'm a total novice at all things wine-related, so I spent some time this morning searching for ideas. I came across this crazy contraption and couldn't help but share it with you! Truly, I'm all for innovation and creativity. I think our nation flourishes because of the ingenuity and resourcefulness of our people. But really, a wine glass holder necklace?! Come on ... are we really so encumbered by holding a glass? And, honestly, if you're apt to "soak a fellow party guest" as the ad describes, perhaps a little less wine would be a better solution for you than a portable wine trough. I'm just sayin' ... From the online ad: With the Wine Glass Holder Necklace you can keep your hands free at parties by keeping your wine glass close at heart! If you talk with your hands a lot, you will never...